Patrick Kennedy stands firm on Iraq

I take back every bad thing I said about his last newsletter. Just got his latest five minutes ago, and this is exactly the timely, focussed communication we need. Rep. Kennedy deserves all our thanks and support for his vote yesterday refusing to cave into the Administration's fearmongering about the supplemental. Says Kennedy:

This bill, however, does not honor nor protect our troops. Without accountability and a clear change in policy, this bill simply becomes another blank check for President Bush to continue waging this war without regard to reality or the demands of the American people. The Congress has an obligation to provide our troops with the funding they need to succeed, but it is under no obligation to support a policy that leaves our troops trapped in the cross-fire of a civil war.

This Administration's disregard for the reality in Iraq, for what a clear majority of Americans now demand, and what is in the best interest of our long-term national security has gone on for too long.
Read the whole thing

Thank you Rep. Kennedy.

Letter to the editor: Design Board Chair responds

The following is a letter from Portsmouth's Design Review Board Chairman, John Borden, and I'm am delighted to pass along this detailed, first-hand explanation of the process.

This letter is in response to letters written by Werner Loell and Gail Greenwood regarding the Target Corp. proposal in Portsmouth. Mr. Loell’s letter was titled “Will Town panel let Target lower the bar on Island’s quality of life?” Mr. Loell mentions he is surprised by Portsmouth’s “Design Review Board’s desire to carry on entertaining Target’s non-starter proposal.” And further mentions, “if one peruses Portsmouth’s Design Review Guidelines, the Target proposal should have been rejected outright. If not, why not.” Good questions Mr. Loell.

New development in Portsmouth (like most communities) is guided by the zoning ordinance. The land use table in the ordinance defines which lots are designated for residential, light industrial, or commercial use. The proposed 16 acre Target site located at the corner of Union Street & West Main Road (map 56, lot 6) is zoned for commercial use and has been since 1965 (32 years). That gives Target the legal right based on RI General Laws to petition the quasi-judicial Zoning Board of Review. The zoning board is the only board that votes “yea” or “neigh” whether the petition is approved or denied. That is why the Design Review Board can not “reject the petition outright” as Mr. Werner suggests. But, the ordinance does require Target to meet with the Design Review Board (DRB) and the Planning Board prior to zoning. Advisory opinions are then forwarded to the Zoning Board to assist them with their decision.

The retail use Target is proposing is a conditionally permitted use. “Conditioned” because the Zoning Board must determine whether several conditions under the ordinance are met (safety, traffic, noise, smoke, odors, compatibility with the comprehensive community plan, and other conditions) prior to granting or denying the petition.

The Design Review Board can only weigh in and advise the Zoning Board on matters such as site design, architectural expression (what the building will look like), landscaping, and signage. The Planning Board addresses items such as on-site detention or retention systems, storm water run-off, and the proximity of the watershed to the proposed development.

Gail Greenwood’s letter also brought up some very interesting points. It’s good someone is watching developers and the approval process to assure everyone is playing by the rules. Gail writes, “a quick study of the written conditions in the Middletown Square strip mall decision will reveal hollow promises.”

In Portsmouth, the Zoning Board incorporates detailed “conditions” into their decisions which become legally binding and are recorded in land evidence. For example, a Design Review Board recommendation may be “landscaped areas within the parking lot must be a minimum of 12 feet in width and tress should be a minimum of 6 ft tall at planting.” Once the Zoning Board makes that a condition it becomes legally binding and can be enforced by the Building Official as well as in court. That’s how Design Review (although advisory) gets its “teeth,” through the Zoning Board.

Gail also mentions that newspaper “quotes by Portsmouth Town Administrator Robert Driscoll and Town Planner Robert Gilstein were discouraging. We expect our town officials to protect us from unwise development, not be resigned to it.” As Town Administrator Bob Driscoll does not set policy for land use development nor does he advise the Planning or Zoning Board, or the Town Council regarding land use or zoning issues. He has however been supportive of Design Review and has the best interest of Portsmouth residents at heart.

The Town Planner, Bob Gilstein, does directly influence land use policy. As a life-long Portsmouth resident and having served on two comprehensive plan study committees, zoning board (10 yrs), land use and town center committees, and design review board, I’ve inter-faced with Bob Gilstein and the Planning Office for the past 20 years. The reason why Portsmouth looks the way it does today is because of Bob and the Planning Office. The Planning Board, Zoning Board, and Building Inspector (George Medeiros) who enforces the ordinance, also deserve credit. Bob was instrumental in the nearly two year process of developing the Design Review Guidelines and shepherding the revised zoning ordinance through the public hearing and town council. He has also coordinated Comprehensive Community Plan re-writes and corresponding zoning amendments, worked on the West Side Master Plan, and several other land use related projects.

Lastly, the Design Review Board was not “in business” when the Tradesman Center on West Main Road was approved by the Zoning Board. The developer did agree to appear before the board as a “trial case” since the design guidelines were nearly complete but had yet to be adopted by the town council. Unfortunately he did not follow our design recommendations for the building. We’re still hopeful he will incorporate our landscaping and screening recommendations.

John G. Borden, Chairman
Design Review Board

State Police, Hebert discuss E. Main accident

An article on Projo.com this morning quotes both State Police Captain James Swanberg and Portsmouth Police Chief Lance Hebert in a way which raises a troubling question about the accident on Tuesday. Here's the relevant passage:

Tuesday’s incident, at the bottom of Quaker Hill near Brooks Pharmacy, marked the third car-pedestrian accident in the last two years on the same mile-long stretch of East Main Road, where speed has long worried law-enforcement officials.

Swanberg said there was no indication that Mooney exceeded the “normal flow of traffic.”

But he and Portsmouth Police Chief Lance Hebert agreed that the “normal flow” is 10 to 15 mph above the posted limit of 25 mph.

“The flow is 35 to 40 miles an hour — except when I have a police officer there. Then, it’s 25,” Hebert said.
— Via Providence Journal

What would a reasonable person infer from the above?

Portsmouth meeting update and prayers

My heart's really not in a long post about the budget workshop tonight, with one of our high school students in critical condition at Hasbro. My first thought is with Samantha Kavanagh and her family. Any parent knows in their gut what a horror an event like this is. And no matter what or how strongly you believe, any parent knows that this is the time when you pray. Let's all keep Samantha in our thoughts and prayers this evening.

Because I pretend to be a journalist, I resume.

The budget workshop at Town Hall had about 18 attendees at the beginning, and I stayed for the discussion of the Melville Campground budget, which the Council tentatively approved, after much prodding of Town Admin Bob Driscoll and Campground manager Bill Bryant about the earmarking of receipts for projects at the facility. According to the terms of the deed from the Federal government, funds have to be reinvested in a good-faith effort to maintain that facility if needed, no matter how much the rest of the Town might envy the surplus. Next year, when there are less pressing maintenance needs — the big ticket item this year is a 90K upgrade of the bathhouse — things may be different.

Then I had to skip out to cover the organizational meeting of Preserve Portsmouth, where the group elected a slate of officers, convened the by-laws process, and mapped out strategy. If I were a member of the Town Council, I'd be expecting to get a whole lot more letters and phone calls like the ones people said they've been sending. I also picked up a cool sign, which will just about fit in the narrow patch of "lawn" in front of our cottage. Want one? You can give Connie Harding — the organization's newly minted president — a ring.

Just a side note: I have no organizational affiliation with Preserve Portsmouth. I support their goals, and I will blog about their activities, but I am not a member of their leadership or anything of that sort. Here's why I say this: Not to distance myself from them, but to allow them some distance from me. They are a fundamentally party-blind coalition, aiming at the nonpartisan goal of retaining Portsmouth's unique quality of life. And aiming, consequently, at Target.

You may read this blog because you agree with me about Town politics, but if you don't, please don't assume that the folks at Preserve Portsmouth share my biases. I may sometimes say harsh things about folks on the Council, or in the PCC, and I do not in any way speak for that organization.

No report on tonight's School Committee due to tragedy on East Main

Update: Newport Daily News also reporting that the PHS student injured in the accident is Samantha Kavanagh, daughter of the former School Committee member; condition at Hasbro Childrens Hospital this morning reported as serious.

Update: Sakonnet Times has unofficial identification of the PHS student involved.

Update: Providence Journal is reporting that Portsmouth police officer involved in yesterday's accident has been identified.

The Providence Journal and Sakonnet Times are reporting that a 15-year-old Portsmouth girl was struck and seriously injured on East Main Road, just beyond Brooks, this afternoon around 3 pm. Portsmouth School Department officials were heard discussing plans to mobilize crisis counselors for tomorrow.

Some other time we will dissect the PCC's attack on school committee negotiating processes. But not this evening.

All of our thoughts and prayers are with the families involved.

Prudence Island School hearing at RIDE

Parents and members of the Prudence Island School Working Committee took their case against closing the school to the Rhode Island Department of Education this morning, as hearing officer Kathleen Murray listened to testimony from School Superintendent Susan Lusi and School Committee member Dick Carpender. I had to leave early, so I didn't get to hear any of the 10-or-so Prudence Islanders, who I suspect might have been there to testify. Town Council President Dennis Canario also made time to attend, which I thought was an important gesture.

The session began with School Department attorney Updegrove questioning Dr. Lusi. After walking her through the history of Portsmouth's school budget crises (in medias res when she came in the door in July of '05), Updegrove focussed on the Caruolo decision and the structural problems it created for the 07-08 budget, as well as the constraints imposed by the Paiva-Weed tax cap, and the urgency of the $71K saving offered by closing the school.

"What is the per-pupil cost of the Prudence Island School?" asked Updegrove. One way to answer that, said Lusi, was dividing the $71K by the two students, which would make it about $35K per pupil, three times what Portsmouth spends on every other kid in the system. And is this the first time the Prudence Island school has been closed? No, Lusi responded, it had been closed from 1982-1989.

The attorney representing Prudence Island, Kim Green, began her cross examination of Dr. Lusi, and focussed immediately on the supervision of Prudence students after school, between the end of the day at 2:10 pm and their ferry at 3:30. Lusi described after school activities or supervision by teacher or aides. Next, Green zeroed in on the difficulties inherent in boating versus busing, with inclement weather that could shut down the ferry.

"Do you have plans for children stranded on the mainland?" Yes, Lusi replied, that there were already plans in place for the PI Middle and High School students that involved staying at a host family's home for the night. "So you're suggesting that they go to a stranger's house for the night," asked Green incredulously. No, said Lusi, by extension from the existing program, they would work to find a classmate of the child, arrange for the families to meet so the kids would feel comfortable.

Green kept hammering at the distance angle. What if there was a problem that required a prent to pick up their child, and they couldn't get there? Lusi was firm: "This is similar to any other student. Many of our students have parents who work at a substantial distance from the school, and it is not inconceivable that anyone might be prevented from reaching the school."

There was intense questioning about the ferry ("Is the ferry suitable transportation for children aged K-4?" Asked Green. "It's licensed to carry people of all ages," replied Lusi, "So with monitors, yes.") and they ranged across its allegedly locked bathroom, the company that operates the ferry, their insurance coverage, and whether the passenger cabin was heated. Most of them Lusi could not specifically answer.

After some questioning about the length of the school day, and a brief redirect by Updegrove that established the existence of policies for "stranded children," Carpender took the stand.

I had to leave in the middle of his testimony, but the beginning of his direct questioning focused on the history of the Prudence Island School working committee and its mandate from the School Committee, and the evolution of the recommendation to close the school. The discussion about closing the school late in 2006, which described much lower cost savings, was predicated on tuitioning the two students out to Bristol. Since Carpender is also the chair of the Finance Subcommittee, there was also questioning about how the Caruolo process impacted the decision to close.

There was a boatload of media there: TV guys Mario Hilario and Jim Hummel, and print reporters from the Newport Daily News, Sakonnet Times, and ProJo. I'm sure someone will have the rest of the story by tonight.

Town Council reluctantly slashes civic support

In an unremittingly grim three-hour Portsmouth Town Council meeting this evening, an audience of 35 citizens and stakeholders made desperate pleas for civic organizations that, in most cases, ended up with mere token appropriations. Direct aid for the neediest and most traumatized took the biggest percentage hit, with community aid and mental health programs slashed from a collective $30K last year to tentative appropriations of just $1,500.

"This is heart-rending," said Council President Dennis Canario. Added Councilor Len Katzman, "When people say that they want less government — this is what less government looks like."

It looks, frankly, pretty ugly. Civic organizations had been divided, in the Town Administrator's proposed budget, into three groups: "A" groups that provided quasi-governmental services, like Portsmouth Action For Youth, that runs the Town after School program; "B" groups, like Newport County Community Mental Health, the provider of low-cost care; and finally, the "C" groups like Little League and Soccer.

The "A" groups considered themselves lucky to see 23% cuts from last year's funding. Cybil Pacheco of Portsmouth Action for Youth (PAY) was typical. They serve two thousand Portsmouth kids with afterschool and summer programs, and saw their budget slashed by $16K. But when I caught up with her, she remained upbeat. "We will always find a way to work with what we have," she told me.

The Portsmouth Free Public Library got the best shake, level funding, since any reduction would threaten their state aid. Jim Seveney, considering a motion to meet their increased costs, somewhat desperately asked Town Admin Driscoll, "If we give them this [additional] 6K, we have to take it from somewhere else? Are we in a zero-sum game?"

"Yes," replied Driscoll. Referring to the Paiva-Weed tax cap, he added, "We've been in a zero-sum game since Senate Bill 3050."

Consider another "A"-list group, the Substance Abuse Task Force. Director Bonny Miller hit the Council hard: "The good news: It's been almost 20 years since we lost a child to alcohol or drugs and driving, and Bristol, Tiverton, and Middletown cannot say the same thing." Without additional money, she noted, they risk losing their director — Ms. Miller — and will be forced to scale back programs. Now the following is purely my bias. The cost of safer, drug-smart schools, $10,600, is about what you would pay for a couple of days of intensive care for a critically injured teen, or, to put it in the baldest possible terms, for a respectful but not lavish funeral.

"I want to support you, but I'm voting no," said Karen Gleason. Let's remember that, shall we? That's a comforting thing to say to a bereaved parent.

And while we're filing things away for the future, let's remember why we are in this position: the PCC arbitrarily slashed $600K from the Town budget at the Tent Meeting. Not from the schools; think about them what you will. This was 600K from the Town, and when it comes to providing mandatory services like Police and Fire, or supporting "luxuries" like protecting our kids from the lure of substance abuse, the Council had no leeway left.

PCC, Inc. President Fitzmorris, self-proclaimed master of the tent meeting, and the "tax revolt" he leads put us here. Not fiscal irresponsibility. Not backroom deals. Not union contracts. The PCC cut 600K from the Town Budget. And if one kid is injured as a result, I want it to be on the heads of all those who sat in the Tent and voted for that cut. I'm looking at you when I say that, Larry.

Then came the "B" groups. In what was a purely symbolic gesture, the Council began to systematically reverse the Town Admin's recommendation to cut all funding for these, awarding most a token $500. "I'm proud of everybody for doing that," said Canario after the meeting. "It didn't make me feel good, but it made me feel better."

The odd exception — and I mean, really freaking odd — was the Anthony House Residents Association Bus Trip. They were asking the Council for $3,000 to provide motorcoach transportation to scenic destinations. "This is their major outing of the year," said Anthony House Association Director Tom Ellis. Karen Gleason tried to get the Council to give them $2,100: "I don't want to deny our elderly residents a trip." To the Council's credit, there was no second. Fucking bus trips? When she won't support funding for substance abuse? Could this, conceivably, have something to do with the fact that the PCC holds their monthly meetings at Anthony House? I have asked before on this blog whether we need to register lobbyists at the local level, and this does nothing to convince me otherwise.

You want the grim B-list statistics, watch the meeting on Channel 18. (At least until Larry runs out of tape and leaves. The vaunted technical resources of the PCC couldn't spring for a second VHS for the meeting.) The Coop Extension, which provides instruction to farmers to help keep our food supply safe: cut from $5K to $500. East Bay Community Action (née New Visions) which runs Head Start, provides food and clothing help for 100 households, and 200 residents with subsidized health care: $14K to $500. "If Portsmouth says no," begged their director Dennis Ray, "It sets a precedent." (At this very moment, I watched Larry Fitzmorris yawn and put his glasses in his pocket.)

Take Newport County Community Mental Health, which provides counseling to 300 residents outside the private-pay system. Their spokesperson, Francis Parenzino tried to reach out. "I believe the Council, in your hearts, supports us. We're looking at $1 per capita. [$21k] We implore you to maintain your values." Sorry. $500.

Or the Newport Womens' Resource Center, which shelters victims of domestic violence and provides counseling, safe haven, and therapy, also facing big state cuts and looking for $5K. Decimated to $500.

The Samaritans, whose volunteers deliver over $150K worth of time to the most desperate folks in our communities. Asking a mere $1860. (How much is a life saved worth, Larry?) $500.

By the time the Council got to Group C, even those appearing to speak for their organizations knew what they were in for. Bill Hall, president of the Portsmouth Little League, put it best: "I almost feel embarrassed to talk about Little League after hearing all this." The sports groups were lucky to walk away with their token appropriation.

There's always hope, of course. This is just the provisional appropriation, and there will be further discussion Wednesday evening, and at hearings to be scheduled next month.

But the Council was clearly depressed about the results. When asked how they felt about the evening, one Councilor replied, "It sucked out loud, start to finish."

Council tentatively approves School Budget

The Portsmouth Town Council, in a long and sometimes tedious meeting this evening, grilled School Superintendent Sue Lusi on the budget for next year, and finally voted to tentatively accept the proposed $33,451,958, which came in under the cap at a 3.96% increase over last year. Still unresolved was the question of Town warrant money for buildings and technology.

No public comment from the more than 40 citizens was taken, but Tailgunner Gleason made up for the lack of audience participation by revisiting every issue: where teachers are on steps "think about those new college teachers," closing an elementary "keep considering it," moving the 5th grade "to me, this is lowering the bar," regional special ed, "We need to work together and get DPW [sic] involved," and eliminating "luxuries," like the new TV studio.

She even reopened the question of the guidance counselor, nurse, and librarian, asserting that Lusi could have saved "150-200K, without impact on teachers."

Now this is what still puzzles me. She sat on the freaking school committee. And she is still unaware that nurses teach health, guidance counselors coach kids on social adjustment, and librarians are the only ones left at our schools teaching technology? Can she really have sat on the School Committee and not been aware of that?

Most members of the Council had about 8-10 minutes worth of questions. Huck Little came in low, asking a few during the opening presentation, but none in the QA. Tailgunner came in about two standard deviations above the mean, over half an hour. And several were requests to repeat information that had already been presented.

Dr. Lusi vigorously defended the decisions that had been made, particularly the 5th-grade move, where she cited both research and the practices of other districts in the state. She fended off a troubling line of questioning from Pete McIntyre "Is Pre-K a part of the Basic Education Program? Is one of our Pre-K teachers a step 10?" with a terse, "We can't just lay people off because they're step 10 teachers." Jim Seveney asked a reasonable question about why computer software can be paid for with a capital warrant. ("It's considered an underlying asset, since you can't use the computers without it.")

Seveney also probed on the State's failure to fund the group home beds. The Governor's budget, Lusi explained, had left out 450K for the Boys and Girls Town, contrary to the requirements of state law. "So the Governor's budget is illegal?" Dick Carpender replied, "Technically, yes."

Councilor Len Katzman probed on the warrant troubles. Basically, the warrants cost the town $89K in debt service in the their budget, but they provide $700K in funding for capital items that would otherwise need to be shifted to the school operational budget. "You're at the cap," Katzman noted, "Assuming that the warrant items are picked up by the town." And, he noted, the town was at the cap assuming that they did not pick up the $89K.

Town Admin Bob Driscoll said that he was working on some options to address the problem. "S3050 [Paiva-Weed] is requiring us to do business differently," he said. "We simply have too much school spending in the Town budget. We have a tractor that we need to replace that was bought when Huck Little was a new councilman and Sargeant Pepper was popular."

"And," noted Seveney drily, "When our textbooks were new."

Council President Dennis Canario did not have a lot of questions, but he did voice concerns on behalf of the Prudence Island community. "Sending children that young on a ferry is a disservice to the island, and unfair to the children," he said, asking the committee to take another look at their options.

Despite the lack of a solution for the warrants, the Council tentatively approved the budget and the meeting adjourned at around the three-hour mark. Finally, although Wedge, Carpender, Levesque, and Cortvriend were on hand from the School Committee, unless they were hiding very effectively, I didn't see Jamie Heaney or Michael Buddemeyer. Maybe they were busy. Let's remember that next November.

ProJo's Gina Macris, booksigning on Sunday

You've read her coverage of Portsmouth events in the Providence Journal, but did you know that Gina Macris is also an expert knitter with a new how-to book just published? She'll be signing copies of The Elegant Knitter at a "knitfest" this Sunday, May 20 from 12-2pm at Custom House Coffee in King's Grant, West Main Road.

Also on hand will be Kim Conterio of Bella Yarns, 508 Main St., Warren, with a selection of yarns suitable for the projects in Gina's book, which range from mittens to elegant evening bags. There will be sample projects on display — still on the needles, to help illustrate the stitches and techniques — and Gina says, "By all means, bring along your own projects and knitting questions."

If you're planning to pop by and pick up a copy of Gina's book, just be aware this is cash or check only. Hope to see you there!

School Committee preps for Council meeting

Tonight's meeting of the Portsmouth School Committee was mostly good news: one of our excellent students won first place in an Island-wide essay contest, our excellent teachers are being recognized by both Wal-Mart and grant agencies (including our new IT Director, Rose Muller, who helped score a major tech grant) and we finally have in place a new Director of Finance and Administration, Chris Tague.

[Update: original post had the wrong name here. My profound apologies. -jm] Savannah Geasey's essay, "The Pride of Ignorance," won top honors among all high schools on the Island in the Aquidneck World Affairs Essay Contest. It is a grim picture of the realities of global warming: "Examine more closely the genocide currently occurring in the Darfu region of the Sudan. A laregly misunderstood conflict, the tribal war was sparked in the 1980s when climate changes due to global warming altered the region's water supply...In survival situations as such, culture clash becomes inevitable." Congrats to Savannah and all the senior finalists, and the teachers who helped this all happen.

One of our own Hathaway teachers, Kelly Goss, was selected as the local Wal-Mart teacher of the year, based on letters of recommendation written by her students. She won $1K, and the Wal-Mart folks showed up with a giant check, "Kind of like Publisher's Clearinghouse," joked Superintendent Susan Lusi. The money will go to Hathaway for new books.

Colleen Jermain had a long list of good news as well: the Middle and High School have received a Doce Grant to increase science background knowledge, including $1K for science equipment, and teachers will be working with Dr. Ballard at URI over the summer. The Department of Ed awarded the High School a major technology grant — 20 new computers, digital camera, scanners — in support of the new Senior Project requirement. IT Director Muller and tech guru Gail Darmody deserve the kudos for scoring that. Several teachers were also recognized for their outstanding work on the Chemistry curriculum and early childhood ed.

Sometimes, I wish I could just stop writing there. Wouldn't it be nice to have a meeting that was just good news for a change? Sigh.

The School Committee, preparing for their meeting with the Town Council tomorrow night, got an update from Lusi and Tague on their discussions about warrant items with Town Admin Bob Driscoll and Finance Director Dave Faucher. First, Lusi cleared up some miscommunication.

"It is not the case that we haven't been using the money," said Lusi of the building warrants. It had been erroneously reported that there were large unexpended sums in the building warrant, but their conversation with the Town had cleared that up. "The town doesn't see [the cost] until it's expensed," Lusi explained, and while they had projects on the board — many with POs — for $330K, the Town just wasn't aware of them.

Tague also said that she had brought some ideas from her years on the municipal side to the discussion with Driscoll and Faucher. She said they had discussed stretching the payback on the building warrants to 10-15 years to ease the budget impact, and stressed the importance of keeping these items intact. "Rating agencies may look unfavorably at us if we put the maintenace off — they may see pressure on our operating budget." I was quite impressed with Ms. Tague, who seems to have done an admirable job of getting up to speed on a complex situation quickly, and is already adding value.

The situation on the Tech warrant side is dire. All funds, said Lusi, are encumbered, with the exception of $367. With costs for software licensing — not new software, just one year of maintenance costs — at $100K, this item alone could be a killer if it has to be brought into the operating budget. And that doesn't include $115K in tech hardware (to replace aging systems) or $100K for new textbooks.

"We have one history text," said Finance subcommittee chair Dick Carpender, "That only goes up to the landing on the moon."

Hey, you know what? Given how much current events feel like we're living through a Tivo-fast-forwarded-replay of 1969, maybe that's not such a bad thing. But let me tell you. I knew John Mitchell. John Mitchell was a friend of mine. Gonzo, you're no John Mitchell. But I digress.

So parents, citizens, if you care about our schools, please be there tomorrow night to support restoring of the warrant items to the Town budget.

One glimmer of hope: Dr. Lusi proposed the recall of two nurses and a librarian and guidance counselor to the elementary schools, based on the increased population from the retention of the 5th grade. This is the item I intend to call on Tailgunner Gleason to support, given her insistence that the Council prioritize safety.

And check this out — if the schools do not recall any teachers that they end up needing by the end of the school year, those teachers are eligible for unemployment. And guess who pays for that unbudgeted expense. Yep. The schools. Finance Director Tague estimated the costs at $13K/week, putting the cost of a whole summer at over $100K.

Marge Levesque suggested that the School Committee urge the Town to move up their final budget vote. "The other Town departments — none of them have the time crunch we have," she said, urging them to communicate to the town the risk of wasting 13K/week. "Can we be more forceful?"

"We can beg," suggested Dick Carpender.

In the No Fucking Sense of Humor Department, Loudy Factmangler asked the committee for the results of the evening's executive session. "No votes were taken," said Chair Sylvia Wedge, who then asked for a motion to seal the minutes, and joked, "And I guess we should destroy the tapes."

"You shouldn't have said 'destroy the tapes,' warned Fatmoonass. "That's against the law."

No kidding. It was a joke, Larry. Your folks just dragged these people in front of the AG because they forgot to report out an Exec Session, and I suspect you will try to make hay out of tonight as well. Wedge was making a little joke to cover their embarassment. Do you understand embarrassment, or the potential to regret an occasional memory lapse? Do you understand human emotion? The emotions of higher primates? Or is it all just a plot. Collusion. Scheming in dark rooms. Paranoid ideation.

And tell me this: how come your buddies on the School Committee didn't do the right thing and remind everyone they needed to report out? These folks are essentially citizen volunteers, and unlike you, Larry, they may occasionally forget the fine points. So why didn't Buddemeyer, or Heaney, or Wilkie just say, "Hey, we forgot to report no votes in Executive session." Could they have forgotten too? No? Then is this just a trap you're waiting to spring at every meeting from now until doomsday? Because, man, that will get old pretty fast.

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